Friday, March 30, 2018

Scumbag Brain Part II: She's Doing It All By Herself!

"Everyone hates you."

That's a really mean thing to say about my friends.

"They just don't want to tell you."

They wouldn't do that.

"They tell each other how much you annoy them behind your back."

They contact me out of the blue sometimes.

"Not that much."

I'm pretty sure you're lying.

"If you went away, they wouldn't miss you."

They love me.

"They're just scared of you. You're a bitch."

Stop it.

"You should cancel everything."

No.

"And go to bed."

Well...

"And never come out."

I...

"Doesn't that sound nice?"

*crying*